Sir Gawain and the Athletic Greens Sponsorship

A year later, I made my way to the appointed place. The Green Knight was waiting in the dawn mist, axe in hand. I knelt, and bared my neck, and he struck my head clean off. He posted it that afternoon, Epic Beheading Prank GONE WRONG! Knight Gets Karma After One Year, two million views for my grimacing face, top comment "0:21 this dudes wearing a green gurdel, bet he thought it was magic". When I returned to Camelot, head in hands, they were all watching it and laughing.

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